HEY.

today i went out with nicolette and natasha. for fun and laughter. haha bought clothes and party stuff. lol it's gonna be excellent. i hope. hahah the guys goodie bag is really boring though. anyways. we decided to be cam whores today and took 100 over pics of ourselves. lol. it was great fun. i only took a few with my phone. most are in nic and tash's cam. and i've only got pics of tasha with me. hahha. HURRY LOAD ONTO FB!


lunch at sushi tei. i just realised that tash kinda looks petrified.
hahha. the pic that tash wanted to delete. but she looks so cute in this pic! haha
retarded looking tash! hahah jkjk. i look half asleep. XDD

so nic and tash went to buy their bikini tops and then...

nic: this is too big. i need a smaller size...
me: nvm. just get this one and you can grow into it!

and nic and i had this very perfect plan of leaving my phone with nic so that we can meet up again tmr to go tanning or something like that. and yeah i did leave my phone with her XDD but the 83 one. :P :P so we're going to raffles town club tomorrow i think. ahahah and those two lucky girls are celebrating thanksgiving now. haha

when i got home i watched rent. or more like i tried to. haha i still don't get what rent is about cos i fell asleep. then i woke up at the end when angel died. :/ that part was sad. cos angel was the happy one. i think. hahah ah well. then i realised everyone had finished with dinner.

9:29 pm

omg i love quizzes. haha
(stolen from sherilyn (handbell junior))

the letter:
Dear (last person who SMSed you):
i don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). i think i realized it (2) (3) and i saw you (4) (5). i'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). i'm returning (8) to you, but i'll keep (9) as a memory. you should also know that i (10) (11) (12).
-your name-

1. What's the colour of your shirt?
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is over
white- i'll join the monastery
black- i dislike you
green- our horoscope doesn't match
grey- you're a pervert
yellow- i'm selling myself
pink- your nostrils are insulting
brown- the mafia wants you
no shirt- you're a loser
other- i'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birthday month?
Jan- that night
Feb- last year
Mar- when your dwarf bit me
Apr- when i tripped on sesame seeds
May- 1 May
June- when you put cuffs on me
July- when i threw up
Aug- when i saw the shrunken head
Sep- when we skinny dipped
Oct- when i quoted Santa
Nov- when your dog ran amok
Dec- when i changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
tacos- in your apartment
pizza- in your camping car
pasta- outside of Chicago
hamburgers- under the bus
salad- as you ate enchilada
chicken- in your closet
kabob- with Paris Hilton
fish- in women's clothing
sandwiches- at the Hare Krishna graduation
lasagna- at the mental hospital
hot dog- under the state of trance
none of the above- with George Bush and his wife

4. What's the colour of your socks?
yellow- hit on
red- insult
black- ignore
blue- knock out
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve initials into
grey- pull the clothes off
brown- put leeches on
orange- castrate
pink- pull the toupee off
barefoot- sit on
other- drive out

5. What's the colour of your underwear?
black- my best friend
white- my father
grey- Bill Clinton
brown- my fart balloon
purple- my mustard souffle
red- Donald Duck
blue- my avocado plant
yellow- my penpal in Ghana
orange- my Kid Rock-collection
pink- Man U's goalkeeper
none- my John F. Kennedy statue
other- the crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
scrubs- man
O.C.- emotional
one tree hill- open
heroes- frostbitten
lost- high
house- scarred
simpsons- cowardly
the news- mongolic
idol- masochistic
family guy- senile
top model- middle-class
none of the above- ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
happy- how awful i've felt
sad- how boring you are
bored- that Santa doesn't exist
angry- that your pimples are at the last stage
depressed- that we're cousins
excited- that there's no solution to this
nervous- the middle-east
worried- that your honda sucks
apathetic- that i did a sex-change
ashamed- that i'm allergic to your hamster
cuddly- that i get turned on by garbage men
overjoyous- that i'm open
other- that extreme home makeover sucks

8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader poster
black- your tame stone
blue- the couch cushions
green- the pictures from LA
orange- your false teeth
brown- your contact book
grey- our matching snoopy bibs
purple- your old lottery coupons
pink- the cut toenails
other- your memories from the military service

9. The 1st letter of your 1st name?
A/B- your photo
C/D- the oil stocks
E/F- your neighbour Martin
G/H- my virginity
I/J- the results of your blood sample
K/L- your left ear
M/N- your suicide note
O/P- my common sense
Q/R- your mum
S/T- your collection of butterflies
U/V- your criminal record
W/X- David's tricot outfits
Y/Z- your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B- always will remember
C/D- never will forget
E/F- always wanted to break
G/H- never openly mocked
I/J- always have felt dirty before
K/L- will tell the authorities about
M/N- told in my confession today about
O/P- was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R- told my psychiatrist about
S/T- get sick when i think of
U/V- always will try to forget
W/X- am better off without
Y/Z- never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
water- our friendship
beer- senility
soft drink- a new life as a clone
soda- the incarnation as an eskimo
milk- the apartment building
wine- cocaine abuse
cider- a passionate interest for mice
juice- Oprah Winfrey imitations
mineral water- embarrassing rash
hot chocolate- eggplant-fetishism
whisky- to ruin WW2
other- to hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on vacation?
Thailand- warm regards
USA- best regards
England- good luck on your short term leave from jail
Spain- go and drown yourself
China- disgusting regards
Germany- with ease
Japan- go burn
Greece- your everlasting enemy
Australia- greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt- f*** off now
France- in pain

so it's becomes...

the letter:
Dear satay:
i don't really know how to tell you this, but i'm selling myself. i think i realized it when i changed tennis shoes in your apartment and i saw you sit on the crazy monk
. i'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that extreme home makeover sucks. i'm returning the cut toenails to you, but i'll keep the results of your blood sample as a memory. you should also know that i never openly mocked our friendship good luck on your short term leave from jail.
-joanne!!-

sounds damn wrong. lol

11:30 pm

quiz post!
cos i miss doing blog quizzes!

(stolen from pris)

Whats your favorite drink?
water! or green tea.

What is the last CD you listened to?
on the cd player? oh gosh, i don't know when was the last time i used a cd to play music. last song was adam's song by blink182 though

How much free time do you have each day?
a lot! 24hrs! haha i'm on holiday! until 2nd jan ):

Do you like to clean?
clean house? no. clean mess in room? depends on my mood.

Are you a student?
Yes. but not a very good one.

What do you do for cash?
grandma/mom/clean my room. i earn on average $50 from my DESK alone. hahaha!

Do you eat fruits and veggies?
yes! hahah i like (:

Do you drive fast and take chances?
i don't drive. but i do take a healthy amount of chances. if there's such a thing! haha

Do you ever think your friends may be trying to poison you?
maybe...

What is your favorite past time?
sleeping, reading, chatting.

What was the last big purchase you made?
chinese tuition? hahah $240. but that's my mom's money. hmmm. i dono.

What is the next big purchase you plan to make?
birthday present to myself!

What is the biggest scam you have come across so far in life?
ehhh idk

What depresses you?
people.

Do you like your job?
i got fired. so no more job :/
i didn't really like it though, to be honest.

Do you have kids?
ehh. i don't think i do...

Do you like kids?
some. tessa tay's brother, then...NO

Do you sew?
YES. and i knit too! and no, it's NOT a grandmother thing, hanqg! but as if hqg reads my blog haha

Whats the strangest thing you've swallowed?
ehhh. whats strange to me may not be strange to you (:

Have you ever spray painted something?
yes! hahaha cardboard boxes. cos we had extra of paint and boxes!

Do you burn or tan?
tan!

What are your thoughts on stay at home moms?
nice. cos my mom was one for more than 10 years.

Do you hear voices?
from where?

Do you like looking up at the stars?
ehh no. later kena neckache

Aren’t thunderstorms awesome?
no. cos you get wet. and the electricity in my house will constantly go out. :/

Do you have A.D.D.?
NO :D haha but my bro does. ): it's hackin' annoying!

Do you own a gun?
nope. my brother has manymany toy guns though.

The Letter A
Are you available?: depends... in what context.
What is your age?: fabulous fourteen on monday(:
What annoys you?: jerks, idiots, nsks

The Letter B
Do you live in a big house?: no. it's small
When is your birthday?: 0112. it's on monday!
Who is your best friend?: ehhh.

The Letter C
What's your favorite candy?: Hi-chew! ahhaha
Who's your crush?: _______. hahahah!
When was the last time you cried?: after reading someone's blogspot about leaving mg after 10 years.

The Letter D
Do you daydream?: YES. hahah
What's your favorite kind of dog?: Idk. i like big dogs though. little dogs scare me.
What day of the week is it?: Tuesday

The Letter E
How do you like your eggs?: half boiled/boiled
Have you ever been in the emergency room?: yeah. many times. i'm so accident prone! haha but i only got warded once!
What's the easiest thing ever to do?: nothing.

The Letter F
Have you ever flown in a plane?: Yes, twice. i'm so deprived! once to australia and another to hongkong!
Do you use fly swatters?: Nope
Have you ever used a foghorn?: ehh?

The Letter G
Do you chew gum?: yes(: cos i don't have braces! but we don't get gum in singapore do we?
Are you a giver or a taker?: both. i like the feel good feeling of giving better though
Do you like gummy candies?: mhmmm

The Letter H
How are you?: bored/tired/blah
What color is your hair?: Black

The Letter I
What's your favorite ice cream?: hazelnut haven from daily scoop!
Have you ever ice skated?: Yes
Do you play an instrument?: Piano, Handbells, a bit of guitar, trumpet and sax

The Letter J
What's your favorite jelly bean brand?: jelly belly!
Do you wear jewelry?: yeahh

The Letter K
Who do you want to kill?: everyone. nahh nope. i wouldn't be able to live with the guilt
Do you want kids?: sometime when i'm older then yeah.
Where did you go for kindergarten?: zion bishan. then i moved house. gracefields!

The Letter L
Are you laid back?: sometimes. i don't seem to be usually, but i am
Do you lie?: if i said yes, would i be lying or telling the truth?

The Letter M
Whats your favorite movie?: narnia! cos i'm too lazy to read the book
Do you still watch Disney movies?: YES. hahah the acted out onces are getting suckier (eg camp rock) but the joint ones are good like ratatouille
Do you like mangoes?: yeahh

The Letter N
Do you have a nickname?: Jo, JoJo, girl
What is your real name?: Joanne Wong
Whats your favorite number?: 3
Do you prefer night over day?: sometimes

The Letter O
What's your one wish?: not gonna tell! ;)
Are you an only child?: nope. and i would never want to be one. i like having two older brothers.

The Letter P
What one fear are you most paranoid about?: not having the chance to say something really important
What are your pet peeves?: ermm. eh dono.
What's a personality trait you look for in people?: Honesty, humour, humility

The Letter Q
What's your favorite quote?: live by faith and not by sight. actually i don't know.
Are you quick to judge people?: yes, sometimes.

The Letter R
Do you think you're always right?: nope. i can accept that i'm wrong
Are you one to cry?: yeahh

The Letter S
Do you prefer sun or rain?: sun! cos then i can do outdoors stuff.
Do you like snow?: idk. i'm a deprived child who has never touched snow/ seen it up close before...
What's your favorite season?: i only know 2. sunny and rainy.

The Letter T
What time is it?: 2323
What time did you wake up?: 7am
When was the last time you slept in a tent?: sparC ahaha is that how it's spelt?

The Letter U
Are you wearing underwear?: hmm i'm in pajamas ;)
Underwear or boxers?: underwear

The Letter V
What's the worst veggie?: asparagus! ew. makes your pee smell bad ):
Where do you want to go on vacation?: UK, USA, sentosa (hoho!), japan

The Letter W
What's your worst habit?: hmm. i think i have many bad habits
Where do you live?: Singapore
What's your worst fear?: rejections and goodbyes

The Letter X
Have you ever had an x-ray?: yeahh. a few times.
Have you seen the x-games?: nope
Do you own a xylophone?: nope. maybe those baby ones when i was young!

The Letter Y
Do you like the color yellow?: ehh! my surname!
What's one thing you yearn for?: future!

The Letter Z
Whats your zodiac sign?: DOG
Do you believe in the zodiac?: nope
Favorite zoo animal?: elephant (:

i think i've done this before, but what the heck

First real bestfriend:
xiyun. we're still friends, but not the best ):
it's my fault, i know.

First cellphone:
nokia 7250 i think. i use it once in a while. haha and it's my best phone ever! after that i think i've changed phones 4344523485203934 times

First funeral:
perhaps when my cousin's grandpa died.

First pet:
goldie the gold fish.

First big trip:
australia in 1999. and i was there on 090999

First fight:
with one of my brothers.

First time out of the country:
malaysia. every average singaporean's first place to go out of the country to.

First job:
student.

And their lasts...

Last person you hugged:
mommy!

Last car ride:
in my dad's car. coming home from nuss.

Last time you cried:
after i read some blogpost about graduation.

Last movie you watched:
1o promises to my dog. and i dislike it. boo.

Last shirt worn:
i'm wearing one now! haha jackson house tee! i'm a house traitor. ooops!

Last phonecall:
with xiyun. she asked me what i wanted for my bday

Last text message:
from satay. asking me to help her invite people to the camp.

Last thing you touched:
mouse and keyboard.

Last time you were excited about something:
today. excited for my party (:

Last person you saw:
my brother, nic. he's right behind me

Last person who broke your heart:
hmmm.

Last time you were honestly happy:
today i guess. when i had dinner with my family.

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are maniac depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line.
If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, id number, and your mother’s maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All your operators are too busy to talk to you.”

hmm that's all for now. i think i stole all of them from prisci. ahh. this proves that she does many many quizes. hahha. goodnight anyways. tomorrow is day2 of my chem workshop

10:50 pm

okay, so i guessed i'm hooked on blogging again after such a long break from it. (:

today was...not say terrible, but not as good as i imagined. it wasn't a total waste of time, since i did learn some stuff, but i guess i'd've enjoyed it better if my brother didn't back out and all. i felt so...lonely. ah damn. my mom didn't meet me for lunch in the end cos she had some lunch meeting and so i just went up to her office and stole some food and drinks. then i went back to the workshop.

after the workshop i went to dropped my bro off at the old parliament house and then picked up my other bro to go to kent ridge guild house for dinner with daddy. we talked with the chef to make a menu for my birthday. ahh it's gonna be great :D so tessa tay, if you read this, i'm sure you won't be able to resist the food.

oh and during today i remembered something that happened last thursday during lunctime when we were on the bus on the way to the market for lunch. cos it was psle results day, so the roads were kinda congested. and i told joy to wave to some random person and see if the person waves back. and so we had a deal, that if the person waves back, then i'll pay her two bucks. so first she waved to some random people. then this cute ang moh girl sitting on her maid's lap. she was just about to wave back when the car drove off, since we were at a stop light :D ohoh! then this happened:

me: eh joy! wave to the taxi guy!
joy: okay! $2 ah!
me: okayokay
prisci: WHAT?! JOY! i forbid you to wave to the taxi uncle! he looks like some cheekopeh!

10:14 pm

hmm yeah. i haven't blogged for two weeks. and if CH was here, my tag board would be filled of her going "oi! blog lah!".

last week handbell practice was a blast! i think it could be the best week of my holiday even though i dreaded going for prcatice. maybe it was great cos overall soo didn't go for her practice day. (: or maybe cos i spent it with some great people and we really bonded closer than we have before. or maybe cos we almost perfected a level 5+ song. or maybe because we ordered in subway on friday. or maybe because we hard archery on the last day. or maybe cos we're mghandbellchoir09!


archery! i have more pictures of kinda the same thing... archery was really fun. though i don't see how it helped us to become closer as a team. so that was what happened the whole of last week.

during the weekend i had some crappy performance at ngee ann city. crappy cos it was really noisy and it was outdoors so the sound wasn't good. and most people were more interested in the fair than in the music. i missed meeting my uncle cos i was at practice. and the next time i'm; gonna see him is the 6th of december where we go buy my present. i want a macbook. but i'm pretty sure he won't get it for me. but as someone said, "who knows, he got you the iphone..."

sunday was pretty much fun. yeah. i went to yu-wai's house uninvited until he officially invited me cos i felt so left out. probably cos it was just my brother and his friends and i was the tagalong. but we played guitar hero world tour. and it is...exactly in rockband -.- but it's still fun. i own the mic! hahah not so much of the drums and the guitar.

yesterday i had tuition with ame and kalya. and we had to write this bao zhang bao gao if thats what it's called about teenagers in uniform doing intimate stuff in public. then laoshi kept saying cannot date you finish jc! hahah and there was one day ame dressed really nice cos she was going out after tuition and laoshi thought she was going out to meet her "boyfriend" and starting reprimanding here. walau. laoshi is really funny. after tuition ame and i went to west coast plaza. and had starbucks and bbq chicken. and omg. we saw so many pregnant women! first it was in bbq chicken where ame pointed out that the pregnant woman in the table next to ours ate a lot. then in the toilet there was so many pregnant women. and when we were at the mrt we saw a few more. hahah then she smsed me at night that she saw yet another pregnant woman!

anyways...today i'm off to NUS-Bristol Chemistry Workshop. i'm...indifferent towards that idea. probably cos a lot of sbc girls are going. and i think they signed up through the school. this shows that the school is biased towards sbc people. hmm yeah. and also my brother pulled out of it last minute. -.- well at least i get to have lunch with my mommy

7:39 am

i really haven't been on the computer for a really long time. hahaahah but it doesn't seem like anything has changed. i don't have a holiday job anymore -.-

nothing much happened in the last week. cos i hardly went out. i went for a busking audition on friday. and my horrible shoes have given me horrible sores on the back of my ankle. they look more like cigarette burns. hahahaha

yesterday in church we were discussing whether we still wanted to use the bible study book. which we decided we didn't want to. then i suggested we prepared a question each week then discuss it during cg. then i made a reference to dean's crush. hahaa then this took place

me: can talk about dean and his gf
dean: OI!!
jack: are you single? (asking dean)
me: why? you're interested?!

which made everyone laugh. after church we played soccer at the field. hahaha at least this time i didn't run away from the ball. it was more fun. uncle robbie and sab played. since it was second sunday we had lunch in church. but i didn't eat cos i had to go for a baby's party. they all were going to play lan which i wanted to go. then i told them my bro and i had to go to the baby's one month party thing.

wei ian: nevermind la. you just go there and give a few bottles of milk then can leave already. just make sure the milk has no melamine then can already.

but in the end we went to the party and stayed there for so long. my dad's friend, who is the same age as my dad, just had a baby last month. my brothers and i were played with the baby. hahah he's so cute. hahaha yep.

9:11 am

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