omg i love quizzes. haha
(stolen from sherilyn (handbell junior))

the letter:
Dear (last person who SMSed you):
i don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). i think i realized it (2) (3) and i saw you (4) (5). i'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). i'm returning (8) to you, but i'll keep (9) as a memory. you should also know that i (10) (11) (12).
-your name-

1. What's the colour of your shirt?
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is over
white- i'll join the monastery
black- i dislike you
green- our horoscope doesn't match
grey- you're a pervert
yellow- i'm selling myself
pink- your nostrils are insulting
brown- the mafia wants you
no shirt- you're a loser
other- i'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birthday month?
Jan- that night
Feb- last year
Mar- when your dwarf bit me
Apr- when i tripped on sesame seeds
May- 1 May
June- when you put cuffs on me
July- when i threw up
Aug- when i saw the shrunken head
Sep- when we skinny dipped
Oct- when i quoted Santa
Nov- when your dog ran amok
Dec- when i changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
tacos- in your apartment
pizza- in your camping car
pasta- outside of Chicago
hamburgers- under the bus
salad- as you ate enchilada
chicken- in your closet
kabob- with Paris Hilton
fish- in women's clothing
sandwiches- at the Hare Krishna graduation
lasagna- at the mental hospital
hot dog- under the state of trance
none of the above- with George Bush and his wife

4. What's the colour of your socks?
yellow- hit on
red- insult
black- ignore
blue- knock out
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve initials into
grey- pull the clothes off
brown- put leeches on
orange- castrate
pink- pull the toupee off
barefoot- sit on
other- drive out

5. What's the colour of your underwear?
black- my best friend
white- my father
grey- Bill Clinton
brown- my fart balloon
purple- my mustard souffle
red- Donald Duck
blue- my avocado plant
yellow- my penpal in Ghana
orange- my Kid Rock-collection
pink- Man U's goalkeeper
none- my John F. Kennedy statue
other- the crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
scrubs- man
O.C.- emotional
one tree hill- open
heroes- frostbitten
lost- high
house- scarred
simpsons- cowardly
the news- mongolic
idol- masochistic
family guy- senile
top model- middle-class
none of the above- ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
happy- how awful i've felt
sad- how boring you are
bored- that Santa doesn't exist
angry- that your pimples are at the last stage
depressed- that we're cousins
excited- that there's no solution to this
nervous- the middle-east
worried- that your honda sucks
apathetic- that i did a sex-change
ashamed- that i'm allergic to your hamster
cuddly- that i get turned on by garbage men
overjoyous- that i'm open
other- that extreme home makeover sucks

8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader poster
black- your tame stone
blue- the couch cushions
green- the pictures from LA
orange- your false teeth
brown- your contact book
grey- our matching snoopy bibs
purple- your old lottery coupons
pink- the cut toenails
other- your memories from the military service

9. The 1st letter of your 1st name?
A/B- your photo
C/D- the oil stocks
E/F- your neighbour Martin
G/H- my virginity
I/J- the results of your blood sample
K/L- your left ear
M/N- your suicide note
O/P- my common sense
Q/R- your mum
S/T- your collection of butterflies
U/V- your criminal record
W/X- David's tricot outfits
Y/Z- your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B- always will remember
C/D- never will forget
E/F- always wanted to break
G/H- never openly mocked
I/J- always have felt dirty before
K/L- will tell the authorities about
M/N- told in my confession today about
O/P- was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R- told my psychiatrist about
S/T- get sick when i think of
U/V- always will try to forget
W/X- am better off without
Y/Z- never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
water- our friendship
beer- senility
soft drink- a new life as a clone
soda- the incarnation as an eskimo
milk- the apartment building
wine- cocaine abuse
cider- a passionate interest for mice
juice- Oprah Winfrey imitations
mineral water- embarrassing rash
hot chocolate- eggplant-fetishism
whisky- to ruin WW2
other- to hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on vacation?
Thailand- warm regards
USA- best regards
England- good luck on your short term leave from jail
Spain- go and drown yourself
China- disgusting regards
Germany- with ease
Japan- go burn
Greece- your everlasting enemy
Australia- greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt- f*** off now
France- in pain

so it's becomes...

the letter:
Dear satay:
i don't really know how to tell you this, but i'm selling myself. i think i realized it when i changed tennis shoes in your apartment and i saw you sit on the crazy monk
. i'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that extreme home makeover sucks. i'm returning the cut toenails to you, but i'll keep the results of your blood sample as a memory. you should also know that i never openly mocked our friendship good luck on your short term leave from jail.
-joanne!!-

sounds damn wrong. lol

11:30 pm

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